Naruto:The Lunar Priestess

[~}Shardie{~]

This Story is rated PG13 for:
-Cursing
-Mild sexual humer
-Violence.
This story is a mix of many animes and the only person that is made by me is Jordan/Me.Hope you enjoy it!

|Chapter 1~ Never wake up early|

Naruto let out a soft yawn as he woke up from his napping, he had just gotten back from a mission and really didn't want to wake up, but he couldn't get back to sleep."I wonder what time it- oh my god it is 3:00 am!! Damit I knew I souldn't have gone to sleep early now I have nothing to do!" Naruto yelled as he hit himself in the head with a book.
Naruto let out a sigh of bordom,"Let see if I have anything to eat..." he spat before crawling out of bed to the Fridge.Suddenly he rememberd that he had one more packet of ramen left,"Yes!! Maby this will pass the time!!" he said happly as he opened the Cubbord were he keep the ramen, but nothing was there"What the heck! Were in the world is my-" Naruto begain before hearing an awful squeaking sound.
Slowly Naruto turned his head to see a chipmunk stuffing himself full of Naruto's dried ramen."Who the hell let you in" yelled naruto as he lunged at the chipmunck.The chipmuch jump to the side and watched as Naruto fell to the ground."Thats it you basterd,Give Me That RAMEN!!!" he yowled and once again threw himself at the chipmunk.The chipmunk seemed to be having fun and once again moved out of the way.
Now Naruto was really mad,"Ok This is you last chance give me the ramen or else!!" Yowled Naruto, trying to supress his anger.The chipmunk let out another squeaky sound then ran under Naruto's bed.Naruto quickly crawled under the bed,"Were the hell did you go chipmunck!" he growled as he glanced around, suddenly he noticed the chipmunck traped in the corner with HIS ramen "Ahha!! I got you now!!!" he growled and reached for the chipmunck.
The chipmunk, relising he had no other chose, jumped at naruto's hand and sank his teeth into his skin.Naruto let out a howl of pain and fear,"AHHH someone help me!! Get the hell of me you stupid rodent!!!"Screamed Naruto, now completly forgetting about the ramen.Little did Naruto know that by the time the Chipmunk bit him it had struck 10:00 am.

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|Chapter 2~ Never a worst timing|

"Come on Hinata, all you need to do is ask Naruto if he would like to go with you!"

Hinata whinced at Kiba's word, he made it sound so eaisy!"Kiba, i-i-i can't!'' Hinata said softly,"Of corse you can!" Kiba said happly, Shino let out a small sigh, Hinata could tell that Shino was having second thought about help her get Naruto to go on a date with her."Here we are!!" Kiba said as the three of them arived at Naruto's door.Hinata took a deep breath in and walked up to the door.
Hinata knocked on the dorr softly,"Naruto? are you there?" she asked quitily.

"Who the hell let you in!!!!"

Hinata bit her bottom lip,"I-I-I am not in you house yet I just...I was wondering if you would like to have a picnic with me..." she whisperd.

"That's it you Basterd...."

Hinata let out a squeal of saddness and felt tears swell up in you eyes,"I-I-I am sorry naruto!!! Please don't be mad at me" she said, tears falling from her eyes, Hinata quickly ran away from the door.
"Hinata wait!" yowled Kiba and Shino but she keep running, she didn't want to be anywere near them she wanted to get away from everyone.Hinata ran and ran down the street untill finialy she started to slow,her lavender eyes were puffy and red from crying,"I hate naruto" she whisperd as soon as she finialy stoped.Hinata sat down on a bench near by and softly cryed into her hands."Hinata what is the matter? " asked a voice.Hinata looked up to see Sakura and Ino they both were smiling down on her as if today was a great day,"Leave me alone" she whisperd.Sakura and Ino sat by Hinata,"don't worry...Tell us what happened" Hinata looked up at them and begain her story...

Naruto had finialy gotten the Chipmunk to leave but his Ramen war ruined,He let out a small sight and threw away what was left of it,"What a way to start out a day" he said softly.He looked at the clock and was happy to see it was now 10:45,"Yes! That meens other people are going to be awake and I won't have to be alone!!!" he yowled suddenly a loud bang came from his right.Naruto turn around to see Sakura and Ino, they had knocked his door down and were looking pretty angery."NARUTO YOU BASTERD YOU ARE SO MEAN!!! HINATA JUST WANTED A PICNIC!!" Yowled Sakura as the two girls glared angerly at Naruto.ANruto was very confused,"What are you tal-" Suddenly Ino grabed one of his chairs and threw it at him.Naruto ducked, the chair barily missed him."What the hell was that for!!!" growled NAruto.Ino laughed evily,"Oh, you are so going to get it"...


{Shardie's Note: Sorry for bad grammer I am not in the mood for fixing them... }

[~}Shardie{~]

|Chapter 3~ Kurenai Comes to the Rescue|

{Don't read this if you don't like spoilers!!!
By the way I forgot to tell you that this "Book" is in between he first and second part of Naruto!}

Hinata watched as Sakura and Ino storm off after Naruto, She couldn't help but giggle alittle she was glad to have Sakura and Ino as friend.Hinata looked down at her feet and begain to day dream about Naruto comeing up to her and saying his sorry for hurting Hinata's fealings then he would ask her on a date then-"Hinata, did you talk to Naruto yet?"Hinata looked up to see Kurenai.Kurenai was wearing her normal things she wears but her hair was tied back and she had a baggy te-shirt making her swolin stomic seem even more swolin.
"Naruto dosn't like me anymore Kurenai..."HInata said sadly as she coverd her face again. Kurenai gentaly rubed Hinata's back untill Hinata finialy got all her tears out of the way...again..."There, there, what possibly could he have done to you?" asked Kurenai."I asked him to go on a picnic with me and he he told be that I was a Basterd" Hinata said softly.
Kurenai let out a sigh thta sounded more like a hiss,"Hinata...I will take care of Naruto, meen while you need to get you strenth up!" Kurenai said and standed up to walk away.Hinata let out another long sight, now Naruto was in even more Trouble just because of her!This wasn't a very good day at all...

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|Chapter 4~ A job for the Annoying|

Kurenai stormed into Tsunade office ((No clue what else to call it)) "Naruto is out of controle!! I can't belive you think he will become hokage someday!!" Yelled Kurenai.Tsunade looked very surprised at Kurenai,"W-What? What in the world are you talking about?! I think you need to sit down for a second and re-"

"Tsunade!! Naruto should be more responsible!!!" Kurenai Screetched.Tsunade rolled her eyes at the pregnent women and finialy gave in to her,"Fine, Fine, How about I give him a job? The Fifth Kazekage is coming to visit us and I-"

"Isn't the Kazekage dead?"

"Let me finish!!! He SAID that he would need someone to show him around town.He also said that he was going on a mission and would want a leaf villager to come with him" Tsunade said quickly,"So Naruto can have that job...My only conserns are that Naruto isn't a Chunin yet so I thought I could just send Lee-"

"NO!! send Naruto!! Make him work his ass off to repay what he did to Hinata"

Tsunade blinked a few times bfore answering,"Whatever, The Kazekage will be here in three days, I hope you can get NAruto ready"Kurenai smiled,"Don't worry about Naruto...He will be ready..." and with that Kurenai skimped away to leave Tsunade alone...

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|Chapter 5~ The Journy Begins|

~Finialy It REALLY starts I will do this later...~